The foolish boy, what did he expect? He asked for patience, I gave him three energetic kids; He asked for wisdom, I gave him questions to answer; He asked for courage, I gave him difficult times Did he expect a bolt of courage from above? Wisdom slipped into his mind as he sleeps? No, I designed him with these muscles from the start All that's left is to exercise them; Shall I lift the weights for him? What's next, will he sneeze and pray for someone to wipe his nose?